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|“Puzzling Conversation!” • September 19, 2005|
I might give it a try – could be a whole new art form!
The college senior’s gorgeous blond girlfriend called a little after nine on Saturday morning. His bemused roommate heard the following half of the conversation.
“I was just thinking about calling you, too. It’s gonna be a pretty day — wanna drive up to the lake?”
“What are you so busy with? I thought you were caught up on your studies?”
“I’m not a big fan of jig saw puzzles — let’s go to the lake and we can work on the puzzle some rainy night or something.”
“It’s really a challenge? How many pieces does it have?”
“It doesn’t say on the box?”
“What’s it a picture of?”
“Forget the jig saw puzzle. Put on your bikini and I’ll be by to pick you up in fifteen minutes. And — Honey — put the Frosted Flakes back in the cereal box.”
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