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|“Ornithological Hygiene!” • September 19, 2005|
Makes perfect sense to me!
A gorgeous blond coed and her brunette roommate were sunning on the patio of their apartment. A pigeon swooped by and dive bombed the brunette’s abdomen.
“OH YUCK! Get me some toilet paper!”
The blond asked, “Why? The bird’s probably three blocks away by now.”
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