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“Speed Trap!” • September 19, 2005

I should be so lucky!


The gorgeous blond is barreling down the highway well above the speed limit when she crests a hill and runs through a radar trap.  The highway patrol pulls her over and asks to see her driver’s license.

The blond digs through her cluttered purse for a moment then says, “I’m having trouble finding my license.  What does it look like?”

“It’s the thing with your picture on it.”

The blond continues searching until she finds a makeup compact, opens it up, sees herself, and then hands the compact to the officer.

The officer, a gorgeous blond gal herself, opens the compact, takes a long look, then says, “You could have saved us both a lot of trouble if you’d have told me from the start you were a police officer.”


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