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“Fishing Frustration!” • September 19, 2005

It kind of makes you wonder why anyone would try fishing.


A gorgeous blond wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake.  After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE! ”

Startled, the blond moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole.

Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE! ”

The blond, now quite alarmed, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE! ”

She stopped, looked skyward, and timidly asked, “Is that you, Lord? ”

The voice replied, “No, I’m Jeff, the Ice Rink Manager! ”


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