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“Three Wishes!” • September 19, 2005


A gorgeous blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are shipwrecked on a deserted island.

For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp.  They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.

The genie says, “Since I can only give out three wishes, you may each have one.”

So the brunette goes first, “I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life — I just want to go home.”

POOF, she is gone.

The redhead makes her wish next, “This place is awful, I want to go home, too.”

And POOF, she is gone, too.

The blond starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, “What is the matter?”

The gorgeous blond said, “I’m so lonely — I wish my friends were here.”

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