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|“Rocky Mountain High!” • September 19, 2005|
I don't know why they're complaining – they got their money back!
Two brunette coeds at a mountain state university had always admired the peaks overlooking the campus. As a graduation present to themselves they decided to climb one of them. So they contracted with a local guide service for a trip to the summit.
Eventually the alpine rescue crews and helicopters were able to get them off the mountain.
As they lay side by side in their hospital beds recovering from their injuries, the first said, “This is really kind of our own fault.”
The second asked, “How so?”
“We should have been a lot more suspicious of our ditzy blond mountain guide — particular when she showed up at the trailhead with a ladder.”
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