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|“Insurance!!” • September 20, 2005|
The grass is always greener on the other side!
Two gorgeous blondes that were friends in college chance to meet years later in Miami Beach.
“I can’t believe we ran into each other. What brings you down here?”
“I’m kind of recovering from a real tragedy. Our house caught fire — and burned to the ground — and — and — my dear husband didn’t make it out in time. I’m using some of his million dollar life insurance policy to kind of get my mind off everything.”
“That’s so terrible — and such a coincidence, too. I’m down here for almost the same reason. A tornado came through our town and my husband was killed. I’m spending a little of the five million dollars from the insurance company to try to get over the loss.”
“Five million? Five million dollars! Tell me — how do you start a tornado?”
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