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|“The Penitent!” • September 20, 2005|
The wages of sin are mighty indeed!
A knock your socks off gorgeous blond goes into confession and says, “Bless me father, for I have sinned — greatly! I’ve been out with a different cute guy everyday for a week — and with each of them — well — I — uh — you know — we uh — anyway, I’ve been sinning a lot.”
The priest said, “Take seven lemons — one for each encounter you had with the gentlemen — squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing.”
“Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?”
“No, but it’ll wipe the grin off your face.”
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