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|“Burglarized!” • September 20, 2005|
Adding insult to injury!
Returning home from work, a gorgeous blond was shocked to find her house had been totally ransacked and all of her valuables stolen.
She called 911 on her cell phone and reported the crime. Devastated at her loss she sat down on the front steps to wait.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call over the radio, and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blond looked up at the sight of the cop and his dog. Putting her face in her hands, she wailed, “My house has been totally trashed, all my things stolen, I call the police — and then they send me a BLIND POLICEMAN!!!!”
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