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“Blond Football Game!” • September 20, 2005

It's nice to know what the fight was all about!

A guy took his gorgeous blond girlfriend to a football game for the first time.  Afterwards, he asked her how she liked the game.

“It was pretty good, I guess,” she said, “but I just couldn't understand why they kept beating each other up over a lousy 25 cents.  Particularly since you told me how much money all the players make.”

“25 cents?  What the dickens are you talking about?”

“Well, I saw them flip a coin, and one team got it, and then, for the rest of the game, they all kept screaming, ‘Get the quarter back!  Get the quarter back!’ What a bunch of cheapskates!”

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