|The Website all about ME!!!|
|“That Settles That!” • September 20, 2005|
But what about Atchafalaya and Tchoupitoulas?
Two gorgeous blondes were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter of the fast food restaurant, one blond asked the manager, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are — very slowly?”
The manager looked both of them over carefully, checked out their hair, shrugged, leaned over the counter, and said, “Burrrrrrrr - gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing.”
|Meredith Joke Navigation|
FIRST JOKE PAGE • This one is guaranteed to be different than what you expect!
PREVIOUS JOKE PAGE • It's nice to know what the fight was all about!
NEXT JOKE PAGE • A brand new literary critic!
This takes you back to the Meredith Joke Index page for more terrific funny stories and jokes. I really should be charging admission! I'm gonna have to talk that over with the lawyers immediately! In the meantime, if you'd like to leave a substantial tip, make those checks out to: MEREDITH ELAINE WILSON!!
This takes you to the Heart of MeredithLand™ and will get you anywhere you want to go! And show you anything you want to SEE! AND — it will get you to all the treasures of MeredithMart™ so you can give your credit card some well needed exercise! Think how much happier it will be!
Last Updated: October 2006
Copyright © 2005 - 2006 Meredith Wilson Corporation. All Rights Reserved