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|“Bon Appétit!” • September 22, 2005|
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Two gorgeous blondes are sitting side by side getting their nails done.
The first said, “I’ve had a pretty rough life. My first husband died on our honeymoon to France when he ate some poisonous mushrooms. And then my second husband died from a fractured skull.”
The second says, “That’s horrible! How did that happen?”
The first shrugs, “The jerk wouldn’t eat his mushrooms!”
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