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“A Modest Request!” • September 22, 2005

All good things come to she who waits!


The blond looked out the window and saw a funeral profession stopped in the street about to turn into the cemetery across the road.  Overcome with curiosity, she walked outside to get a closer look at the blond dressed in black walking in front followed by two hearses and a line of at least a hundred women following in the rear.

She watched, then walked up to the blond in front.  “I don’t want to disturb you in your grief, but I can’t help asking what’s going on.”

The blond in black said, “My dog attacked and killed my husband — he’s in the first hearse.  And my mother-in-law tried to get the dog off my husband and was also killed.  She’s in the second hearse.”

The first blond thought it over for a moment then asked, “Can I borrow your dog?”

“Get in line, Honey!”


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