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“Pet Problems” • September 22, 2005

Sometimes language can REALLY be offensive!

A gorgeous blond went down to the local pet shop and carefully looked over the dogs, cats, and fish, but then was really intrigued by a parrot in back that had a bargain basement price on it.

The shopkeeper said, “The reason the parrot is so cheap is that the last owner was a madam — and the bird picked up a few offensive remarks at her establishment.”

The blond thought it over and decided that a little foul language, (or ‘fowl’ language — I couldn’t resist,) would be tolerable considering the cheap price.

She took the bird home and put it and it’s perch in the living room.  The bird looked everything over carefully, then said, “Pretty classy joint you got here.”

She thought that wasn’t too bad.

Her teenage daughters arrived from school a little later and the parrot looked them over carefully and said, “Looks like we got some fresh recruits.”

She wasn’t too happy with that, but decided that it still wasn’t too bad.

Later that evening, her husband Tom came home from work.

The parrot looked him over carefully, then said, “Welcome back, Tom.”

Her divorce case comes up next month!!!

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