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“EMS Response!!” • September 22, 2005

Life can be SO difficult at times!

The gorgeous blonde’s husband falls out of his recliner in front of the TV and clutches his chest in mortal pain.

She frantically calls 911 for assistance.  The 911 operator said, “We’ll have the EMS crew rolling immediately — just stay calm — where do you live?”

“On Eucalyptus Drive between Oleander and Pomegranate.”

The operator asked, “Can you spell those for me?”

There was a long pause then the blond said, “I’ll drag him over to the corner of Oak and Elm!”

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