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|“The Perils of Exercise!” • September 22, 2005|
And the perils of following your doctor’s advice!
A slightly overweight blond that had lost a bit of her gorgeousness consulted her doctor for advice.
The doctor said she should run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose the 20 pounds she's been trying to get rid of.
The blond followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the 20 pounds and regained all her former gorgeousness!!
She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: “By the way, how do I get home, since I’m now 300 miles away?”
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