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|“Weather Report” • September 22, 2005|
Wrong numbers can be such a problem!
A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
The gorgeous blond wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, then said, “How should I know, that's 200 miles away from here!” and slammed the phone down.
The husband asked, “Who was that?”
The wife said, “I don't know, some ditzy woman trying to call the weather bureau — she wanted to know if the coast is clear.”
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