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|“Nietzsche Was Right!” • September 23, 2005|
I don’t agree with most of his stuff, but he nailed this one!
There was a gorgeous young blond that was also incredibly brilliant! (And don’t try to give me any grief about there not being any brilliant blondes! Just put a sock in it and read the story!)
Anyway, she really was smart — you know — magna this and summa that — and in fact, at twenty-one, she was already out of law school and hired at one of the most prestigious law firms in the country!
And — she met this really cute guy that was on a fast partner track and fell in love with him. They got married soon after, bought a big house, fancy cars, joined all the right clubs, etc., and her husband made partner — and a few zillion bucks on a couple of big cases! Life was wonderful!
And then — she found out he was messing around with his newly hired brunette secretary! (The guy obviously had brain damage!)
And then, he managed to really work the blond over in the divorce settlement. He got the house, the cars, most of the rest of the goodies. And as a final ‘goodbye gift,’ he engineered that she get a pink slip from the law firm!
SO — she was just a ‘little’ upset but there wasn’t much she could do about it. Before looking for a new job, she took a short vacation down to the islands, while her ex-husband walked down the aisle with his new brunette bride.
And one day — while strolling on the beach, she found a magic lamp! She rubbed it and —
“Holy Cats! A Genie!!!”
“That’s right, Honey, I’m a card carrying member of the Genie Guild.”
“And I get three wishes?”
“Woo! Hoo! This is just too fantastic! Wait until that jerk ex-husband of mine finds out about this! I’m gonna really nail that —”
“HOLD IT! HOLD IT! If this is going to be all about spite, then Genie Rule 176 kicks in.”
“Yes. We’ve got to maintain certain ethical standards. I could lose my license if I didn’t follow them. For a spite situation — whatever you wish for — the other person is going to get 10 times the same thing — AND — you only get ONE wish.”
“That’s really crummy! You mean if I wish for a billion dollars that creep is gonna get TEN billion?”
“That’s the way it works. Take it or leave it. I’ve got a busy schedule.”
“I’ll take it — I’m not dumb — but give me a second to think this over.”
She mulled things over, then said, “OK, I’ve got it.”
“So what’s your one wish?”
“WELL — I was 21 when I got out of law school — and met and married that creep. And now — I’m 24 and he’s 31. For my last wish, I’d like my age to be 3 years less! We’ll see how the brunette enjoys changing the diapers of her new husband!!!!!!!”
By the way: “In revenge and in love woman is more barbarous than man.” Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, ‘Beyond Good and Evil,’ 1885-1886
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