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|“Feline Deduction!” • September 25, 2005|
This one is TOTALLY tacky nonsense!
Cats do what they want, when they want.
Cats never listen to you.
Cats are totally unpredictable.
Cats whine when they are not happy.
Cats want to be left alone when you want to play.
Cats want to play when you want to be left alone.
Cats expect you to cater to their every whim.
Cats are moody.
Cats shed their hair everywhere.
Cats drive you nuts.
Cats spend forever grooming themselves.
Cats always keep you guessing.
Cats are small blondes in fur coats.
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