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|“Ties That Bind!” • September 25, 2005|
Who says guys are sneaky!
After the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer, “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that part out.”
He gave the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied and proud of his sneaky coup!
During the wedding, the gorgeous blond bride and the groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged.
When it comes time for the groom’s vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says, “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, worship the very ground upon which she walks, obey her every command and wish, take her shopping, rub her feet, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, do the laundry, cleaning, and all household chores, and swear eternally before God and your lovely blond wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?”
The groom’s eyes pop out, he gulps, and looked around at the assembled wedding goers, and finally says in a near choking voice, “Yes.”
He leaned toward the pastor and whispers, “I thought we had a deal.”
The pastor slips a $100 bill discretely into the groom’s hand and whispers back, “She made me a better offer.”
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