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|“Thanksgiving Dinner!” • September 25, 2005|
People line up to be tacky to us blondes!
A newly married gorgeous blond is preparing for hosting her very first Thanksgiving Dinner. She’s invited everyone from her family and her husband’s family to all enjoy the holiday repast together.
At the grocery store, she carefully picks through the frozen turkeys to find one large enough for all her guests, but they are all too small.
She stops a passing stock boy and asks, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy looks over her blond hair, then shakes his head, “No Ma’am, the frozen turkeys are all dead.”
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