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|“Blond Artist!” • September 25, 2005|
This could be a slight career obstacle!
A gorgeous young blond aspiring artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings.
The owner said, “I have good news — and some bad news. The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings as an investment.”
The blond said, “You sold them all??? Every one??? That’s wonderful!!! But what’s the bad news?”
“The gentlemen was a Mafia hit man.”
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