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|“Multiple Blond Nightmare!” • September 25, 2005|
Guys are such wimps!
A young man goes to see his doctor and says, “You’ve got to help me, Doc!! Every night I have this same terrible nightmare! I’m lying in bed and suddenly five gorgeous blondes appear and begin tearing off my clothes!”
The doctor raised an eyebrow and asks, “Why is that a nightmare?”
The man wailed, “I push them away!!!”
“What do you want me to do?” asked the doctor.
“Can you break my arms without it hurting too much?”
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