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|“A Close Shave!” • September 25, 2005|
Best to look before you leap!
A guy goes into a barber shop just before closing time and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.”
The barber lathers him up and then an incredibly gorgeous blond kneels down and begins shining his shoes.
The guys says, “Honey, you are the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. I’d sure would like to spend some time in the nearest hotel room with you.”
The blond said, “I’m married and I don’t think my husband would like that.”
“Just tell him you had to work a little late tonight. I’ll pay you some overtime!”
“You tell him yourself — he’s the one shaving you.”
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