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|“Married Couple” • September 25, 2005|
How true it is!
A gorgeous young blond takes a solo vacation across Europe and on one of the rail trips finds that her train reservation has been messed up and she and a middle aged Englishman have been assigned to the same room for the night. There are no other rooms available and she doesn’t want to miss her connections, so she looks over her potential roommate very carefully. She notices the ring on his finger and general looks and demeanor and decides things will be alright.
After she goes to sleep in the top berth, she wakes in the middle of the night shivering. The blond leans over to the man in the lower bunk, wakes him up, and says, “I hate to bother you, but I’m freezing to death up here. Would you mind getting me another blanket.”
The man leans out to look up at the blond and says, “There might be another solution, Dear. Just for tonight, we could pretend that we were married!”
The blond thinks it over for a moment, thinks about how the guy had looked, thinks about how long she’s been traveling solo, then giggles back to him, “Sure, why not!”
“Good! Get you own bloody blanket!!”
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