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|“Unbridgeable Gulf!” • September 25, 2005|
Some things are really tough for guys!
A guy was walking along a deserted southern California beach and found an old lamp washed up on shore. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie!!
The genie said, “You released me from the lamp, Master, but times are a little tough even in GenieLand. We’ve got a new boss that’s really tightening up on the budget — so you only get one wish.”
The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, “I’ve always wanted to go to Hawaii but I’m terrified about flying — really white knuckles — and almost get seasick in the bathtub — so I could never take a boat. So — how about building me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?”
The genie looks at him and says, “Didn’t you hear what I said — we’re on a really tight budget these days. Think about how deep the Pacific is — and in a seismic area, too. Can you imagine how much all that steel and concrete would cost!! And the engineering would be an impossible nightmare!! The bridge is out of the question. You’ll have to wish for something else.”
The man reluctantly says OK and tries to think of another really good wish. Finally he says, “I’ve been married and divorced four times — and all of them were gorgeous blondes! My wives always said that I don’t care and that I’m insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand blondes — know how they feel inside and what they’re thinking when they give me the silent treatment — know why they’re crying, know what they really want when they say ‘nothing’ — how I can please them — how I can make them truly happy.”
The genie sighs, “You want that bridge two lanes or four?”
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