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|“Be Prepared!” • November 6, 2005|
Thank goodness she paid attention in class!
Her boss looked up and asked the gorgeous blond, “How come you're late?” as she rushed in the door.
She gasped out, “It was awful!! I was walking down the street and there was a terrible accident! A man was lying in the middle of the street. He’d been thrown from his car. His legs were broken, his arms were broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere! Thank goodness I took that first-aid course — all my training came back to me in a split second.”
“What did you do?”
“I sat down on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!”
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