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“Divine Problem!” • November 6, 2005

Might be a good time to consider a change of profession!


A burglar broke into a fancy house and was checking out the art work hanging on the walls with a tiny penlight when a voice said, “God is watching you!”

He froze and carefully looked about in the dark.  As he moved the penlight around he heard, “Jesus is watching you, too!”

Still sweeping the light about, he finally discovered a parrot sitting on his perch looking at the burglar.  Breathing a heavy sigh of relief he said, “It’s just a stupid bird!  What’s your name, parrot?”

“Aristotle Zanderpoop.”

“What kind of screwball name is that? What kind of idiot would name a parrot Aristotle Zanderpoop?”

“The same gorgeous blond that named the Rottweilers behind you God and Jesus!”


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