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|“Airline Switcheroo!” • November 6, 2005|
Kind of makes you wonder about that super low bargain airfare!
The jetliner taxied toward the runway, then abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate.
After waiting for an hour, it again taxied out and finally took off.
A concerned businessman asked the gorgeous blond flight attendant, “Excuse me, Miss, what was the problem?”
She smiled sweetly, (she'd made straight A’s in smile school,) and said, “I apologize for the delay, Sir. The pilot was really concerned about some grinding noises he heard in the engines. It took us a while to train a new pilot.”
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