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“Apartment Neighbor!” • January 25, 2006

I think I may have lived in the same building a while back!


A gorgeous blond moved into the apartment across from an elderly spinster.

The old woman watched with righteous indignation as different cute guys showed up every night at the blonde’s apartment — and watched again as the guys left exhausted in the wee morning hours.  She watched as the blond carried out her trash can each afternoon, (after the blond finally woke up,) packed with fast food take out cartons and empty alcoholic beverage bottles.  In fact, the old spinster watched almost around the clock at everything that went on at the blonde’s apartment.

Two weeks later, the blond and the spinster met at the mail boxes and the spinster decides to really give the blond a piece of her mind.  “How can you behave so shamelessly? Cavorting all night with men? And different men at that!  And eating all that unhealthy food? And drinking and drinking and drinking every night!  No good will come of this, young lady!!  You will pay for your sins!!!”

The blond carefully looked over the old woman and sniffed, “My great grandmother lived to be 107 years old!”

“And I suppose you’re going to tell me that she lived that long because she behaved as shamelessly as you?”

“No — she lived to be 107 because she minded her own business!!!”


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