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|“Truth in Advertising!!” • January 25, 2006|
What an harrowing experience!
The gorgeous blond sat across the break table at work sipping coffee with her brunette friend.
“When did he first start calling you?”
“It was a couple of weeks ago — in the middle of the night — he woke me up — and at first it was just heavy breathing. But then, he started talking.”
“What did he say?”
“Well — he said a lot of things. He really bragged about himself — about his ‘manliness’ — you know — about size and stamina and everything. And he just kept going on and on in graphic detail!”
“Oh my! What else?”
“And he said he’d been watching me — thinking about me — thinking about what he was gonna do to me — and how I was gonna feel. He said I’d feel things I’ve never felt before — like no girl has ever felt before. He told me about it all in complete graphic detail!!”
“I just can’t believe it!! You really should go to the police!!”
“I’ve been thinking about it! After all, no girl is safe with a liar like that on the loose!!!”
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