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“Truth in Advertising!!” • January 25, 2006

What an harrowing experience!

The gorgeous blond sat across the break table at work sipping coffee with her brunette friend.

Brunette »

“When did he first start calling you?”

Blond »

“It was a couple of weeks ago — in the middle of the night — he woke me up — and at first it was just heavy breathing.  But then, he started talking.”

Brunette »

“What did he say?”

Blond »

“Well — he said a lot of things.  He really bragged about himself — about his ‘manliness’ — you know — about size and stamina and everything.  And he just kept going on and on in graphic detail!”

Brunette »

“Oh my!  What else?”

Blond »

“And he said he’d been watching me — thinking about me — thinking about what he was gonna do to me — and how I was gonna feel.  He said I’d feel things I’ve never felt before — like no girl has ever felt before.  He told me about it all in complete graphic detail!!”

Brunette »

“I just can’t believe it!!  You really should go to the police!!”

Blond »

“I’ve been thinking about it!  After all, no girl is safe with a liar like that on the loose!!!”

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