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“Picture Show Problems!!” • January 25, 2006

You can’t really blame her!


The movie theatre manager said into the phone, “Yeah — we need you to send an officer around immediately!  This ditzy blond is sprawled across three theatre seats.  We’ve been trying to get her to move — our policy is strictly only one seat to a customer — but she just lays there moaning — I figure she must be drunk or stoned!”

The police officer arrived quickly and the manager led him down to where the gorgeous blond lay across the three seats.

As he shined his flashlight down at her, he said, “Miss, you’re gonna have to move to a single seat.  The manager is threatening to have you arrested if you don’t.”

The blond just moaned and lay still across the seats.

“OK, if that’s the way it’s gonna be — what’s your name?”

The gorgeous blond moaned but finally whispered, “Jennifer.”

“OK, Jennifer — where’re you from?”

She moaned again, then finally mumbled, “The balcony.”


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