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|“Change in Plans!!” • January 25, 2006|
The eternal joys of blondeness!
A gorgeous blond and her brunette and redhead friends are waiting at a bus stop. When the bus finally arrives, the brunette leans in the door and asks, “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?”
The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I'm sorry, Ma’am.”
The redhead leans in and says, “We really need to get to 5th Avenue — are you sure this bus won’t take us?”
“I already told the brunette — this bus doesn’t go to 5th Avenue.”
The bus is about to pull away when the gorgeous blond leans in and asks, “Will this bus take ME?”
The bus driver stares for a long moment, then turns toward the back of the bus, “Anybody that doesn’t want to go to 5th Avenue, get off now!!”
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