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Got to be careful what you do and where you do it!
Once upon a time there was this really stupid guy married to a gorgeous blond. He was one of the most successful and sought after attorneys in the entire country — and made millions and millions every year — so you might wonder why he was stupid. He knew everything about the law and knew everything about winning cases in front of a jury, but he didn’t know ANYTHING about blondes!
One day he invited his gorgeous blond wife out for a drive on a beautiful spring day. His wife was behind the wheel as they barreled down the freeway when the husband said, “I’m filing for divorce in the morning. I’ve fallen in love with my new young secretary and we’re going to get married as soon as the divorce is final.” (By the way — his secretary was a brunette — more evidence of his stupidity!) “During the ten years we’ve been married, I have worked night and day building my law practice while all you have done is spend my money right and left — so — I’m taking everything. All the money — the checking accounts — the retirement accounts — the credit cards — all the stocks and bonds — the house in town — the one in the mountains — the one at the beach — all the cars — all the antiques — all the artwork — all the club memberships — everything! I’m not going to leave you with anything! All you’re going to have is just what you had when I married you — which was nothing — and nothing is exactly what you’re going to end up with! Nothing!!!”
His gorgeous blond wife turned to him and smiled sweetly, “You’re wrong, Dear. I’ve got everything I need. Since I’m driving the car, the air bag is on my side,” just as she veered into a concrete bridge support!!!
Happy endings always set my heart all aflutter!!
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