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|“Picture Perfect Diet” • January 31, 2006|
I figure I’m providing a community service!
One day their son returns home from college to visit his parents. He opened the refrigerator and found a picture of a drop dead gorgeous blond taped to the shelf inside!
“Hey, Mom, what’s with the photo of the gorgeous blond in the refrigerator?”
“That’s a picture of Meredith. I’ve been trying to lose a few pounds so I put her picture up to remind me not to overeat.”
“How’s the diet working out?”
“Pretty good! So far I’ve lost fifteen pounds. But unfortunately your father has gained thirty!!”
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