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|“Camping Catastrophe!!” • January 31, 2006|
Who keeps saying blondes are dumb??
A gorgeous blond, a brunette, and a redhead take an extended camping trip in the wilds of the American west. After a particularly long day of hiking, they stop to make camp in a beautiful meadow nestled deep in the mountains with a little stream running through it. Before setting up their tent and building a cooking fire, they all take off their hiking boots and soak their poor tired tootsies in the stream.
Suddenly, they all looked up and saw two ferocious grizzly bears charging out of the woods across the creek. As the bears race toward them, the brunette and the redhead frantically look for weapons to defend themselves from the onrushing bears. The brunette grabs a heavy stick and the redhead scoops up several large rocks from the stream.
As the bears reach the stream, the brunette and redhead notice that the blond is frantically putting her hiking boots back on. Just as she finishes tying them and jumps up, the brunette says, “What are you doing!?!? Grizzly bears can run almost as fast as a race horse!! You’ll never outrun them!!”
The blond replied as she bolted away, “I don’t have to outrun the bears — I’ve only got to outrun you two!!”
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