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|“The Witness!” • January 31, 2006|
I don’t know what he’s so upset about!!
A guy picks up his new car from the dealership and stops at the corner grocery mart on the way home. As he’s checking out, the assistant manager who had seen him arrive, (she’s a gorgeous blond,) comes running up to him breathlessly, “Sir! I just saw someone stealing your new car!!”
“OH MY GOD!! Did you try to stop him?!?!”
“No sir, but I did get the license number!!!”
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