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“Who Need Enemies!!” • January 31, 2006

She was just being truthful!


A husband and his gorgeous blond wife are barreling down the freeway when he sees flashing lights in the rear view mirror.  He pulls over to the side of the road and the state trooper walks up.

Officer »

“Sir, you were going 70 in a 50 mile per hour zone.  I’m gonna have to give you a ticket.”

Husband »

“But officer, I was only going a little over 50 — maybe 55 at the max.”

Blond Wife »

“Don’t be ridiculous — you were going closer to 80.”

Officer »

“And your brake lights aren’t working either, Sir.  I’ll have to give you a ticket for that, too.”

Husband »

“They’re not working? They must have just burned out.”

Blond Wife »

“That’s ridiculous — you’ve been telling me you need to get those fixed for over a month.”

Officer »

“And I notice that you’re not wearing your seat belt, Sir — that’s another infraction.”

Husband »

“I just took it off when you walked up to the car.”

Blond Wife »

“That’s ridiculous — you never wear your seat belt.”

Husband »

“WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!”

Officer »

“Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma’am?”

Blond Wife »

“No, Officer — only when he’s drunk.”


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