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“Confessions!!” • January 31, 2006

There’s some things you probably don’t want to know!


Her husband lay on his deathbed in the hospital as his gorgeous blond wife wept silently at his side.  He slowly roused himself and tried to speak.

Blond Wife »

His wife said, “Don’t talk — don’t strain yourself — just rest.”

Husband »

The husband tries again and finally says, “I know I don’t have long — but before I go — there’s something I must tell you — I have to confess so I can die in peace.”

Blond Wife »

“No, no!  Save your strength — just rest — there is nothing to confess.”

Husband »

“Yes there is — and I have to tell you.  I was unfaithful — I slept with your younger sister — all of your sisters — and your best friend — all of your friends — and your mother — and even your grandmothers.”

Blond Wife »

“I told you there was nothing to confess, Dear.  I know all about that.  That’s why I poisoned you!”


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