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It’s worth a try for a gorgeous blond!!
A guy and his gorgeous blond girlfriend go off to college and during freshman orientation the Dean says, “We have a strict no tolerance rule about males entering the female dormitories. The first infraction will cost $20, the second will be $40, and the third will be $60. Are there any questions?”
No one says a thing while the guy looks longingly over at his gorgeous blond girlfriend, then he raises his hand, “How much is it gonna cost for a season pass?”
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