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|“911 Miscommunication!!” • January 31, 2006|
She was just following instructions!
A blond and her brunette friend are out hunting one day in the forest. Suddenly, the brunette clutches her chest and falls to the ground! The blond quickly checks, but her brunette friend doesn’t seem to be breathing. Frantically, she dials 911 on her cell phone!
“OH MY GOD!! We’re out hunting — and my friend grabbed her chest and fell to the ground — and I don’t think she’s breathing — I think she’s dead — OH MY GOD!!! — what do I do?!?!?”
The 911 Operator said in a soothing voice, “Try to stay calm, Miss — we’ll get you help — but first — let’s make sure your friend is really dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard, and then the blond is back on the line, “OK — now what do I do?”
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