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|“Sunbathing Incident!!” • January 31, 2006|
It pays to check things out very carefully!!!
A gorgeous blond is staying at a fancy resort hotel and decides to work on her tan — particularly on her tan lines!
So — she looks around for a secluded spot. She checks the pool and the beach but they’re all too public, and then she finally investigates the roof of the hotel — and it is very private and just perfect!
So the gorgeous blond slips off her bikini top and bottom and rubs herself down with tanning lotion and begins catching a few rays.
A few minutes later, she hears a sound from the stairwell door and quickly wraps herself in a towel as the hotel manager appears.
“Miss, we don’t object to you sunbathing up here, but we’d appreciate it if you wore your swimsuit.”
“But why? There’s no one up here and no one can see anything.”
“I hate to be the one to tell you this, Miss, but you’re lying on the dining room skylights.”
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