|The Website all about ME!!!|
|“Identification Crisis!” • January 31, 2006|
She learned her lesson very well!
A guy is really upset with his gorgeous blond wife. Someone backed into her car at the shopping mall and sped away — AND she didn’t get the license number. He asks her, “Well — what kind of car was it?”
“I don’t know — just a car — I can’t tell one from another.”
Vowing that this won’t happen again, for the next week he takes his gorgeous blond wife around and drills her in identifying the various makes of automobiles. Finally, he is satisfied that she can identify all of them.
Two weeks later, the gorgeous blond proudly dances into the house, pirouettes, and says, “Woo-Hoo!! I just ran into a Mercedes!!!”
|Meredith Joke Navigation|
FIRST JOKE PAGE • This one is guaranteed to be different than what you expect!
PREVIOUS JOKE PAGE • The solution is obvious!!
NEXT JOKE PAGE • Off to a bad start!
This takes you back to the Meredith Joke Index page for more terrific funny stories and jokes. I really should be charging admission! I'm gonna have to talk that over with the lawyers immediately! In the meantime, if you'd like to leave a substantial tip, make those checks out to: MEREDITH ELAINE WILSON!!
This takes you to the Heart of MeredithLand™ and will get you anywhere you want to go! And show you anything you want to SEE! AND — it will get you to all the treasures of MeredithMart™ so you can give your credit card some well needed exercise! Think how much happier it will be!
Last Updated: October 2006
Copyright © 2005 - 2006 Meredith Wilson Corporation. All Rights Reserved