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|“Transportation Error!” • January 31, 2006|
Gotta be careful who you sit beside!!
A gorgeous blond gets on a bus late at night, staggers a little as she walks up the aisle, and finally sits down next to an elderly woman.
The old woman looks the blond over carefully, checks out the disarrayed hair, rumpled clothes, and the smell of alcohol on her. “Young Lady, you should be ashamed of yourself! Out at this hour of night — and so shamelessly dressed. You’ve obviously been cavorting with men — and you’re half drunk, too! You shall pay for your sins! You’re going straight to Hell!!!”
The blond jumps up from her seat and looks down at the old woman, “I should have realized that as soon as I saw you! I’m on the wrong bus!!!”
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