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|“The Burglar!!” • January 31, 2006|
There should be laws against GUYS!!!
A guy walks into the police station one morning and asks to talk to the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
The police officers tell him that he’ll have to wait for the trial.
The guy says, “Look — this is really important!! I just want to know how he managed to get into the house in the middle of the night without waking up my gorgeous blond wife. I’ve been trying to do that ever since we got married!!”
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