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“Speeding Excuse!!” • January 31, 2006

Gonna be an interesting court case!!

A police officer in a tiny little town stopped a guy who was doing 80 in a 30 mile per hour zone.

The guy said, “I can explain everything!”

The officer said, “Just be quiet!  We may be a small town but we know how to enforce the law.  You’re going to jail!  You can tell it to the judge when he gets back!”

“But officer, I — ”

“SHUT UP!!  Not one more word out of you!  You’re going straight to jail!”

A couple of hours later the police officer checked on the guy locked up in his cell.  “It’s a good thing the judge is at his gorgeous blond daughter’s wedding.  Maybe he’ll be in such a good mood he’ll be lenient on you.”

The guy said, “Don’t count on it, Officer — I’m the groom!!”

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