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|“Speeding Excuse!!” • January 31, 2006|
Gonna be an interesting court case!!
A police officer in a tiny little town stopped a guy who was doing 80 in a 30 mile per hour zone.
The guy said, “I can explain everything!”
The officer said, “Just be quiet! We may be a small town but we know how to enforce the law. You’re going to jail! You can tell it to the judge when he gets back!”
“But officer, I — ”
“SHUT UP!! Not one more word out of you! You’re going straight to jail!”
A couple of hours later the police officer checked on the guy locked up in his cell. “It’s a good thing the judge is at his gorgeous blond daughter’s wedding. Maybe he’ll be in such a good mood he’ll be lenient on you.”
The guy said, “Don’t count on it, Officer — I’m the groom!!”
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