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“Accident Ploy!!” • January 31, 2006

Of course, I would never do such a despicable thing!

A lawyer walks out into the court house parking lot to find his car all smashed up.  He sees a pair of gardeners working nearby and asked, “Did you see who hit my car?”

“Yeah, it was a gorgeous blond.  She left a note on the windshield.”

Relieved, the lawyer pulled the note from beneath the windshield wiper and read:

“I’m really sorry I crashed into your car.  The two gardeners are watching me as I write this note — doubtlessly thinking I’m leaving you my name and address — but I’m not!!!  Have a nice day, counselor!!”

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