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|“Accident Ploy!!” • January 31, 2006|
Of course, I would never do such a despicable thing!
A lawyer walks out into the court house parking lot to find his car all smashed up. He sees a pair of gardeners working nearby and asked, “Did you see who hit my car?”
“Yeah, it was a gorgeous blond. She left a note on the windshield.”
Relieved, the lawyer pulled the note from beneath the windshield wiper and read:
“I’m really sorry I crashed into your car. The two gardeners are watching me as I write this note — doubtlessly thinking I’m leaving you my name and address — but I’m not!!! Have a nice day, counselor!!”
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