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|“Punch Line!!” • February 3, 2006|
You’ve got to watch what you say!
A guy pulls into his driveway, then notices his neighbor lying next to the curb next door. He jumps out of the car and rushes to his aid. The neighbor is unconscious and bruised black and blue from head to toe. As he dials 911 for an ambulance, the neighbor slowly stirs.
“What happened to you? Were you hit by a car?”
“Uh — mmmm — no.”
“Did you get mugged by a street gang?”
“Uh — mmmm — no — I wasn’t mugged.”
“Then what happened?”
The neighbor fully regained consciousness, and through his pain, managed to say, “Well — I have a friend at work that e-mails me a new MeredithLand™ blond joke everyday. And when I get home, I always tell it to my gorgeous blond wife.”
Despite himself, the guy grins and says, “So — your gorgeous blond wife finally had enough of your teasing with all the blond jokes and beat you up?”
“No — she beat me up because she finally understood one of them.”
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