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|“Old Masters!” • February 3, 2006|
A very profitable discovery!!
The busy CEO of a large company hung up the phone just as his secretary stuck her head in the door and said, “Your attorney is here to see you, Sir.”
“I don’t remember him having an appointment. What does he want?”
“He just said it was very important.”
“OK, send him in.”
The lawyer sat down across the desk and the CEO asked, “So what’s up?”
“Your gorgeous blond wife was doing some cleaning at your home this morning and found a picture worth several million dollars, sir.”
“No kidding!!! Several million dollars!! What did she find? Was it a long lost Old Masters’ painting?”
“No, Sir. It’s a picture of you and your secretary.”
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