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|“Mistakes Happen!!” • February 3, 2006|
Sometimes it’s really hard to get everything right!
This knock your socks off gorgeous blond goes into a bar and slowly walks along behind the barstools speculatively checking out each guy in turn, (while the guys are just as carefully checking her out, too,) then she finally stops at the end and says seductively to the guy in uniform, “So — you gonna buy me a drink, Sailor?”
“Anything you want, Honey! Just name it! But, by the way, I’m not a sailor.”
“No. I’m in the Army, not the Navy.”
“Wait a minute — is this Sam’s Bar?”
“No — this is Fred’s Bar.”
“OH MY GOSH! I’m in the wrong joke!!!”
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